I haven't been as Satanic as of recent. This had me thinking that I'd better be waxing some Satanic gospel to you, my Satanic fellowship. Satan deserves worship is worthy of merit. The devil damned did it all. The devil made life damned fucking exciting. Without the devil wouldn't have much shit to gossip about and we couldn't play cops and robbers. There'd be a lot of fun fucking stuff missing from life without the fucking damned hot assed devil.
Who is the devil? What's he all about? Where did he come from? What's his word all about? Is it okay to worship him? Love him? Sacrifice gummy bears to him? Yes! It's damned good to love the devil. It's fucking hot as hell.
All praise Satan! Satan is the living God and we love Satan!
People think devil worship is bad! I think most people are fucked in the heads! They don't know what livings about! Livings about life! Fucking! Eating! Sleeping! Sweating! Celebrating! Doing whatever we wilt! Following our passions, our grand, fucking, flaming passions!
Without the word of the devil there would be no anal penetration! No fucking gay sex! Bastard children like myself wouldn't exist! George W Bush wouldn't be having the time of his life bombing the hell out of the middle east. There's be no fucking vikings. No Cruella Deville. There'd be no Jesse James. No gangsta' movies. No horror flicks. The world would be fucking dripping in holy water and we'd all be stroking our rosaries instead of our sexual organs.
The Christians are a big problem! They want to take away our ouija boards! Our cigarettes! Our premarital sex! Our nude beaches! Hell, they'd probably be wanting to take away my dowsing rod and hand me a good ole bible to read!
FUCK THEM!!!!!!!!!!!!
I will not tolerate having my shit stolen by the Christians. Or the Buddhists! Or the Dalai Lama! No Shiite Muslim's going to be getting their bloody shit stained hands on my wardrobe or underpants! To hell with it!
PRAISE SATAN!
BLESS HIM FOR ALL HE HAS GIVEN US!
I am now going to go roll around on the floor and lick my arms in praise of satan!
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